222 cockroach गाना गा रहे थे |
जग घूमेया थारे जैसा ना कोई ..
दोनों मर गए।
क्यों ?Details:
क्योंकि यह गाना HIT है |
Hindi |
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21Dus saal pehle: Girl-Maa mein jeans pehen loo?
Maa-Nahi.
Now-a-days: Girl-Maa mein mini pehen loo?
Maa-Pehen le beti kuch to pehen le..
Hindi
00Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.
Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
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Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :
Hindi |
00A kid went late for school.
- HARRY
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.
English |
1412Short story.....
Two friends.....
See and Saw.....
One day see saw sea and
saw didn't see sea.
See saw sea and jumped in sea.
Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea.
See saw saw in sea and
saw saw see in sea.
See saw both saw sea and
both saw and see were happy to see sea.
The End.....
English
30Ek chota bachha road par potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to bachha bola,
"O Kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha lo."
Hindi
20Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!
English |
00Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart
English |
20Lucknow me 2 bache ladh rahe the.
1st : Dekhiye ager aap humari baat nahi manenge
to hum aapki walida mohtarma ki shaan me
gustakhana Kalimat pesh kar denge.
2nd: Huzur phir hum bhi aapke
rukhsaar mubarak pe aisa tamacha raseed karenge ki
gaal mubarak gulab ki maanind chamak uthega.
Urdu
40TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..
Hindi
131Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..
Hindi |
10Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho.. Kuch sunao yaar.
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Qaidi: Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui zindagi khatm Tumhaari..
Urdu |
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